My Grandparents and “Pirates of the Caribbean”

Note: It’s difficult to believe that people are so colossally stupid that I have to add a disclaimer to this article, but here we are.  DISCLAIMER: Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swan are fictional characters created by the Walt Disney Corporation.  Nobody, unless they are fictional, is actually related to Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swan.  What follows is intended for humorous purposes only.  If you read it and decide it’s meant to be a serious piece of genealogical research, please seek help from a medical professional.  Ok?  Good. 

Time for more genealogical randomness.

Two of the lead characters in the Disney “Pirates of the Caribbean” franchise are the lovely Elizabeth Swan (played by Kira Knightly), and the drunken scoundrel Captain Jack Sparrow (played by Johnny Depp).

Elizabeth Swan and Jack Sparrow

Elizabeth Swan and Jack Sparrow (not my grandparents)

It turns out that I am descended from both of them!

Elizabeth Swan (1653-1690), daughter of Robert Swan and Elizabeth Acy, is actually my 9x AND my 10x great grandmother.  Her daughter Abigail Harriman (1683-1756) is my 8x great-grandmother and her daughter Elizabeth Harriman (1675 – 1720) is my 9x great-grandmother.  She is an ancestor of my great-grandmother Lulu Cairns.

We all know that “Jack” is a nickname for John, right?

Captain Jonathan Sparrow (1633-1706), son of Richard Sparrow and Pandora Bangs (the best name for a grandmother ever, assuming you like your grandmothers to have porn names), was a Captain of the militia in Eastham, Massachusetts, and fought in King Philip’s War.  He was my 10x great-grandfather… and also an ancestor of my great-grandmother Lulu Cairns.

His gravestone has a SKULL with WINGS growing out of it!  Don’t be jealous.

Jonathan Sparrow's Grave, Cove Burial Ground, Eastman, MA.

Jonathan Sparrow’s Grave, Cove Burial Ground, Eastham, MA.

This and other photos of the Sparrow family graves can be found here.

So there you go!  My “Pirates of the Caribbean” ancestors.

About cthomas1967

Seeking to bring my ancestors out of the shadows of history and into the light. I have always been interested in history, and at a few different times I tried to do a family tree, but wasn't able to do it with the technology that was available then. On a business trip I visited the World War I Museum in Kansas City, MO and it was a very impressive establishment. While I was there I remember thinking, "Didn't my great-grandfather father fight in World War I? And wasn't his brother killed alongside him in some famous battle? I wonder if I can find out where he died." That's what started it all. View all posts by cthomas1967

3 responses to “My Grandparents and “Pirates of the Caribbean”

  • elijah1836

    So you have the blood of pirates flowing through your veins…excellent.=)

  • Diana

    I thought something was strange when Grammie C (Lulu) used to make me walk the plank when I was naughty. 😉 Great detective work, Charles. Off to count my gold bullion…

  • Gregory van Slyke

    Charles, I love that you ferret out so many gems. Keep up the good work. You must nearly have enough for a book? Why not publish. Some of the quirky stuff will really appeal to a wider audience. Have a great weekend, Greg

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